Advice for Deep Thals
|August 3, 2012||Posted by Koanic under Neanderthal Pride|
I’m not a pure Neanderthal; I’m an MT. Melon back, Thal front. That makes me more ambitiously and practically driven, and less peaceful, calm and content. I’m therefore less qualified to comprehend and advise pure Thals.
Here’s a look inside the head of one of the most successful deep Thals who’s ever lived: Fedor Emelianenko. I recommend that pure Thals take him as a life template. Look at the patterns he’s put together – regular routine, surrounded by lifelong friends, singleminded dedication to his craft. That’s what you want.
And just a reminder, in case you saw too much of him being gentle, humble and nice – this is the most unbelievably savage video I’ve seen of any MMA footage, showing his Russian Samba roots:
Dude’s an alien. If the Cro Mag’s hadn’t overrun the Thals in Europe with birth rate, imagine the society a continent of Thals would’ve produced. Seas of egoless, hardworking geniuses. We were that close to the Garden of Eden.
So many great quotes, but this one’s maybe my favorite:
“In a fight, my senses dull, and basically I don’t feel any pain.”
Oh no wait, I forgot this one: “Basically, the general principle is, I think everyone should live by God’s law.”
Yep, the world’s toughest man is a devout Eastern Orthodox Christian who hugs his mom every day.